You’ve tried everything: bit down on sticks, got silly with alcohol, begged us to knock you out. Well, no more Rear-Naked-Choke for you because here’s a topical numbing cream laced with ancestral psychoactive brew blessed by witchery that’s so effective, it’ll dull the pain left in your soul from the attention you never received in your childhood.
DIRECTIONS FOR USE
Step 1: Have a banging body (Done!)
Step 2: Apply in circular motion for 30-60 seconds, making sure it gets all into your itty bitty pores. Allow the product to penetrate for 45 minutes
Step 3: Go do something sketchy.
WHAT'S INCLUDED
Variety Pack
4 Tetracaine Sachets 3 ml / .10 fl oz
4 Lidocaine Sachets 4 ml / .14 fl oz
4 Benzocaine Sachets 3 ml / .10 fl oz
You’ve tried everything: bit down on sticks, got silly with alcohol, begged us to knock you out. Well, no more Rear-Naked-Choke for you because here’s a topical numbing cream laced with ancestral psychoactive brew blessed by witchery that’s so effective, it’ll dull the pain left in your soul from the attention you never received in your childhood.
DIRECTIONS FOR USE
Step 1: Have a banging body (Done!)
Step 2: Apply in circular motion for 30-60 seconds, making sure it gets all into your itty bitty pores. Allow the product to penetrate for 45 minutes
Step 3: Go do something sketchy.
WHAT'S INCLUDED
Variety Pack
4 Tetracaine Sachets 3 ml / .10 fl oz
4 Lidocaine Sachets 4 ml / .14 fl oz
4 Benzocaine Sachets 3 ml / .10 fl oz