50 Grit Aggressive Exfoliating Towel

$16.00

In your hands is 50 GRIT AGGRESSIVE, a textured bath towel so heroic, you'd swear it too was forged in the heart of a dying star. 

This capeless vigilante obliterates dead skin cells, clogged pores, back acne, and keratosis pilaris. We haven't even talked about how it increases blood flow, reaches the unreachable parts of your body, and nails three-pointers, making it powerful in life, yet unstoppable in death. You might wince at its single-minded determination to purge your filth, but like a bad decision that turns into a damn good time, 50 GRIT AGGRESSIVE will hurt you just enough. 

In your hands is 50 GRIT AGGRESSIVE, a textured bath towel so heroic, you'd swear it too was forged in the heart of a dying star. 

This capeless vigilante obliterates dead skin cells, clogged pores, back acne, and keratosis pilaris. We haven't even talked about how it increases blood flow, reaches the unreachable parts of your body, and nails three-pointers, making it powerful in life, yet unstoppable in death. You might wince at its single-minded determination to purge your filth, but like a bad decision that turns into a damn good time, 50 GRIT AGGRESSIVE will hurt you just enough.